i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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