Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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