yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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