i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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