Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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