I just cut my nipple shaving
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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