its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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