you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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