I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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go home
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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