You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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