Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It's shark week go big or go home
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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