It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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