Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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