problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Quick, to the slutcave!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Randomize
