theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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