I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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