Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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