one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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