Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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