You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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