Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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