Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Welp...herpes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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