Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
