Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
porn star boner night. come get it.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.