Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
What's dad's email?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?