She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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