On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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