Already got asked if we're dating
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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