pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
40s are totally the cure
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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