saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
