At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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