I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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