can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When are your genitals available?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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