i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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