he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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