best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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