i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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