didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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