So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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