Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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