lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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