Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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