I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
