mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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