Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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