I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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