our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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