Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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