Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Can you bring me the toilet please
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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