I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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