bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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