I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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