Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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