STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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