Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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